Imagine this. 14 hours at home alone with a slightly sane granny and a hankering for a nap. Now imagine this same granny finding a knife and searching the house for some meat to make some soup with. Imagine again as you argue with her nonsense while casually averting any cutting, slicing or swearing. What's next? let's find out.

Well I have joined the ranks of the facebookers. I just got on to see one person's page and suddenly i found myself with more friends than a knew I had and a wonderful game of Scabulous going. I don't know what is so addicting about it, but I do know that you will be seeing more of me in my facebook. I am creating a quiz about me, who ever gets the highest score and responds to this blog, will get a prize. But it's a secret prize that I can't say yet.

Ok so i haven't blogged in a while, but that's so you could use the Heroes countdown clock... but it's coming soon so don't worry about that. Well i'm 18 now, in college/high school and i'm avoiding some accounting/calculus/macroeconomics/astronomy homework by blogging and listening to renegade! the song...i don't think there is a band renegade. if there is, leave me a line about them.

Heroes is coming...September 24th!!! The second season is on its way, and I can't wait, but you can just tell by this thingy huh!

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This is my Niece Alice Jenn Farnsworth

She was born a week ago and this is the only picture of her smiling. I hope you are all proud of me. She is quite a loud crier but she makes up for it in cuteness and all around awesomeness. She is higher on the pecking order for the next 5 years but after that it is me that she will be answering to. I love seniority, even though the only person I am senior over is no one. But I know my day will come, when I will no longer be made fun of by the masses, and people will greet me with cheers. And Jon will be nice to me. Maybe not that.

My wish for the day:
I wish I might I wish I may,
have power over someone, that'd make me gay!...or happy...i mean and happy or gay means happy, I hope you all know that.

I have been tagged so i guess I have to answer some questions

Four Jobs I have had in my life -
1. Clear Creek Camp Counselor
2. Construction
3. Dojo Manager (hell on earth)
4. Paper Boy

Four Movies I could (and do) watch over and over again -
1. Jimmy Neutron the movie!
2. Anything Adam Sandler
3. Anything Chris Farley
4. Anything Will Farrell

Four Places I have lived -
1. Orem
2. Mexico
3. Orem
4. Orem

Four television shows I watch - only four!?!
1. Heroes
2. Lost
3. Jericho
4. The Office

Four Places I have gone on vacation -
1. San Diego
2. Mexico
3. Florida
4.Oregon

Four Websites I visit daily -
1. Stefs Blog
2. Gmail
3. Muse band Website ( to see when they come to utah again!)
4. UVSC

Four of my favorite foods -
1. Mexican, or Fake Mexican either one!
2. Ravioli the cheesy one!
3. Pizza
4. Hot Brownies and Ice Cream!

Four places I'd rather be right now -
1. Asleep
2. Off Roading
3. At Clear Creek
4. In my wood working class

People I tag - DO IT OR DIE!
um anyone who reads this blog... HELLO ANYONE OUT THERE!?

Wish for the day: For someone to read this blog!

Um here is a Recipe I just know everyone can enjoy, it is milk/gluten/hate free!

AMAZING PEANUT BUTTER COOKIES
1 cup peanut butter 1 cup brown sugar 1 teaspoon cinnamon 1 large egg (can double or triple recipe) Mix all ingredients in a bowl. Place rounded tablespoonfuls onto greased cookie sheet (s). Bake at 350°F for about 10 minutes or until a thin crust forms covering all of the cookie. MAKE SURE YOU KEEP AN EYE ON THEM!

Just make them and you can feel the love around you! Especially if you spike em with some Marijuana!

Have a nice Sunday!

Here is a cool pic, just for you!

I now know how absolutely gross pregnancy is, as I have gone through all the steps of it with stephanie. my wife and I are adopting or c sectioning it no ifs ands or natural births about it! haha did you catch on to the but/butt/birth pun there, but really its not happening.

I had a nice day. After school I took roman outside and we played in the water and soaked the dry parts of our lawn. Dad will be so proud of the nice flock of dandelions I have nurtured since his departure to Oregon. Anyway I have to go finish watering the lawn and stuff.

Thought for the day: Roman can count well now. He also speaks with incomplete sentences. When will he ever learn!

Wish for the day: I wish I was rich. i haven't done that one yet!

I know that I have not in fact "Blogged" in quite a while but I am ready to change that! I am sitting here trying to put off some homework that is long overdue, and while i looked at my good sister's blog, I realized that it is a time of rebirth. A time for change, and a time for a new template on my blog. The old one was hurting my head and everyone else is changing their blog why can't I? Anyway I am just sitting here listening to Yanni and making my blog, bloga-licious. I am not even going to try and spell check that.
So I need the advice of the many devoted readers of my blog. If you have a dream of the same thing 3 times over 3 nights, what does it mean. I will now change the subject, leave me a comment if you have one!
So I decided the other day, that if I could have super-powers I wouldn't be super-speedy, no no no, everyone would be super slowy. So i could think fast!

Thought of the day: Did you know that when you become an elder, you have the same priesthood as a high priest or patriarch, just it isn't unlocked. I need to figure out how to unlock the Super-Slowy power of the priest hood, that way It wouldn't be for me it would be Super-Slowy for everyone else, that's what the Priesthood is all about right? Blessing others inturn blesses you! Wow that was so sacreligious I think I earned a good hard punch from everyone of the 2,000 Stripling warriors when I get there...if i get there. Cross your fingers for me!

Anyway that was the longest thought of the day ever

Dave

Well, i have martin luther king day off, i am here with roman and samantha and baby sitting denise and thea. don't really have a lot to talk about, oh andrea thayne asked me to preferance, probably because she know i won't do anything inapropriate. she has a boyfriend on a mission to be loyal to.

Dave

i know i haven't written in quite a while, i require all of your forgiveness. i hope this makes up for it! Grandma took the chance to bear her testimony in church today, this is what she talked about. Enjoy!

• (Last time grandma just stood up in the congregation and talked about redheads)
• Alice was a redhead and all of her friends who she wanted to “be with” were too
• (Times mom told grandma to stop: 6)
• Alice met Joe, they both got excited and had 10 redheads all because of those people from iceland
  
• I love the brown skinned people, I don’t know why I am blond
  
• Let me talk!
• Alice you pay attention when I die so you can figure out all the mysteries to be solved
• (points finger to Danielle) This lady here is not a redhead
• How am I going to get her to let me talk
• Look at all these brown skinned people who look like they are from…Alaska
• There are reasons that you are all brown skinned
• I have a Navaho grandson-in-law
• But I really get excited about Indians
• She talked 15 minutes about redheads and dark skinned people
• Mother followed her with a 20 second sweet sweet testimony

just to let you know, we aren't from iceland, i don't know how she got this in her head but both times she has done this she has talked about iceland. we are from norway
cya

I haven't written in a long time, so today i am just going to splurge! Well I took the jeep offroading a couple times since last blog and it kicked hiney! We went all over the mountains and that jeep out there on the curb will take any mountain!
I recently ( like last night) went to the most amazing thing on the planet earth. I went to a muse concert. They were so good at one point i almost started to cry because it was soo good. Anyway, there was this girl who I stood next too who was gorgeous, only she wasn't normal gorgeous I just saw her as gorgeous. I really liked her chin and her eyes, i didn't know why but i did! Last night i realized as i got into bed, the girl at muse had the same chin and eyes as this girl i have liked for the last little while. It was so wierd. I really couldn't explain it but it was wierd, and cool.
So completely different girl now. I liked her for a while, and i am kind of a loser in that i make a song that i hear be kind of like our song, even though the girl doesn't know me. Anyway i was at this place and this girl was there and the song came on the radio and everything was awkward even though no one else knew about the song or anything and i like freaked and i am making a run-on sentence. Anyway yeah crazy! Sorry to who ever reads this i know i am sounding just like daniel but this stuff has been inside me for ever and i need it out. wow that really just barely sounded like daniel. SORRY!
david (not daniel)

well today i am at school typing a blog. i am really tired and everything but i am so excited for after school. Aaron and I found this place up by dry canyon where there is a little hill that is almost impossible for me to get over and it is CRAZY! i am totally getting over it today, but that isn't even the cool part! At the top of this hill there are trails and openings, we get the coolest views of the sunset, probably the sun up and the mount timp! it was soooooo amazing. we named it the dream pole don't ask why because i won't tell you it isn't dirty don't worry, and if you thought it was you are dirty! anyway i am just kinda typing to be typing. The big muse concert is coming up this tuesday and my excitment is about to burst because i can't stop thinking about how totally awsome it will be. i will have to go now but i will keep you updated and stuff...
Wish for the day: i wanna clear the hill!
Funny thing of the day: i just a kid freak out and scream like a little girl, it was awsome! haha cya

David

went to homcoming it was fun, i typed out a much bigger blog but it was all deleted because of our stupid internet. im tired so i will just say that i wish i was offroading and i am not boo hoo i'll get over it bye

Well i really think that i made cyd mad at me yesterday, finally! she claims to never be mad at me but i got her this time. why can't she take a little teasing though? She stole my car, and made me look like an idiot in front of my dad as i tried to figure out what happened. She also calls me fat and mean names, kiddingly of course but still teasing. i took her phone and a picture of her and she got really mad, i wouldn't give them back and she got excessively distraught. HOW DO YOU LIKE IT NOW? the tables have turned little lady and you don't like it do you! i will lead a revolution of oppressed friends to take over and oppress those who oppress them. its depressing how much i use oppress huh! i need a life. well im kinda tired so i will leave you with these pictures of the coolest kids on the planet.



These kids rock, i would put alex on too but he is a different kind of cool, one i don't like to talk about much, or tell anyone about. haha totally kidding.

Wish for the day: i wanna go to the zoo

Funny of the day: What's dangerous, swings from trees and also Jon's worst nightmare?

A monkey with a chainsaw with only one arm!

oh yeah by the way nothing exciting happened today, i just kinda hung out took a nap and am going to take another.

um i just need to write in my blog pretty much and i am really tired so here you go i guess i will send you a funny picture here you go!

Today has really sucked. The whole morning went alright and I had a yummy steak and egg burrito at betos. However when I got to geology cc and cyd stole my keys, and took my car, came back and moved it to the other end of the parking lot. I knew they took it but they wouldn't budge that they didn't have the keys. Me being the most trustful (well more gullible than trustful) believed them. As i walked the parking lot trying to find my car, Dad pulled up in the van, THE WORST TIME EVER. then for the strangest and randomest reason he asked where my car was. I told him the truth and he said to call the cops. I thought that maybe aaron took it so i waited a while before i would call them. i was about 30 seconds from calling 911 when i saw it. So i got in it and i couldn't find the keys. the girls hid them as they jumped in the car luckily daniel gave it away where they were(daniel you are so secretive). So i drove people home and then people wanted to go get a slurpee and i had to get gas. so as i went to sinclair my dad was there too. he wondered why i was out of gas so soon and got "dis-contented", so me driving my friends around a ton is pissing him off. then i had to drive cyd to work and she and cc went crazy and knocked the shifter stick into reverse as i was going 35. CRAZY! that will throw out the transmission. then we took her to her work. and cc was like stoic the whole rest of the time. so i went home and took a nap. i woke up went to karate. at karate i found out that my sensei lost his licence to be a sensei or what ever so i can't test people for their black belts because he screwed up. I AM SOOOO PISSED ABOUT IT ALL. he has lied to me so many times. i hate it when people lie to me it is my biggest pet peeve!SCREW THE WORLD.
on a good note i taught paymon how to drive stick and it was funny. he is way bad but so was i when i first did it. it was crazy. and sooooooo funny. other than that though my day stunk. any way i am tired i didn't get a long enough nap so goodnight.
david

Forgive me sister for it has been almost a week since my last blog.
pretty much this week has been crazy. people at karate are freaking out, people at school are always wierd, i haven't really hung out with stef or nate in a while so i am pretty much going out of my mind. i am soo tired because i stayed up into the late hours studying for a test that ended up taking me about 8 minutes. it took me longer to get the test from the test giver than it did to take the test. pretty much week has been good, but im tired im going to get a nap and work on my grammer cause none of that last sentence really worked.

David

well last night i went to brooks's...s... party. it was way fun. he gets two thumbs up. the party began with food and light converstation betwixt the partiers. then we lit a couple fireworks and kept talking. Nate Farnsworth then climbed a tree and controled the pinata as little kids hit it. no one could get any candy out until his stephanie (his wife) came up. she knocked the whole thing apart! i am further investigating the favouritism of nate for his wife and the possibility of steriods use of stephanie, these finding will later be revealed. after that we kept eating and talking. then we got out the karaoke xbox and the party began. people who had been completely crazy the whole party let them selves shine through as they went wacko to songs such as, "don't know why i didn't come" and "complicated." The Platinum record winner of the night however was brooks. He took anysong challenged to him and sung it with zeal! after that we went into his childhood room and let me tell you he had a very...colorful picture of shakira in his room. after that we played with fireworks, burned my arm, and ended the party with some smooth karaoke. that is it was smooth after someone kicked those little girls off it!
After i returned from the party my "soon to be date for homecoming" answered by trashing my room with confetti and ribbons. i took that as a yes. she told me she would got out with me when pigs fly. she then put flying pigs in my room, one that sings christmas carols too, she must really want to go out with me! a flying carol singing pig! whats next, jon raynes with the guts to really hit his brother!?

Funny Thing of the Day: i don't really know why but today i was wondering. if shaqiulle o'neal(by the way is that last name irish?) had a son that came out a midget, oh sorry, hieght defficient person, what would shaq do? Comment on that and i won't post them but i will laugh alot! i promise!