Sunday, January 07, 2007

i know i haven't written in quite a while, i require all of your forgiveness. i hope this makes up for it! Grandma took the chance to bear her testimony in church today, this is what she talked about. Enjoy!

  • (Last time grandma just stood up in the congregation and talked about redheads)
  • Alice was a redhead and all of her friends who she wanted to “be with” were too
  • (Times mom told grandma to stop: 6)
  • Alice met Joe, they both got excited and had 10 redheads all because of those people from iceland
  • I love the brown skinned people, I don’t know why I am blond
  • Let me talk!
  • Alice you pay attention when I die so you can figure out all the mysteries to be solved
  • (points finger to Danielle) This lady here is not a redhead
  • How am I going to get her to let me talk
  • Look at all these brown skinned people who look like they are from…Alaska
  • There are reasons that you are all brown skinned
  • I have a Navaho grandson-in-law
  • But I really get excited about Indians
  • She talked 15 minutes about redheads and dark skinned people
  • Mother followed her with a 20 second sweet sweet testimony
just to let you know, we aren't from iceland, i don't know how she got this in her head but both times she has done this she has talked about iceland. we are from norway
cya

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

If you keep picking on Olive, God will get you and when you're 88 you'll think you WERE from Iceland!

P.S. Like your blog, it's so YOU. Keep on writing.

Anonymous said...

I read it again (Oliv'es testimony), and I gotta say, it was hysterical. I can't believe you remembered it all so well (even Alice's interjections). I was sitting here all by myself laughing myself purple. Keep it up.