I thought I should at least post once in the month of March.
I got a job at NuSkin. I decided that Australian accents are hilarious, but even more hilarious when they intermittently change into a Korean accent. Oh what a world we live in.
Oh yeah, I work a graveyard shift too, so this is my post at four in the morning and it's likely that many will follow at such outrageous times. It's like I'm writing a newspaper and I have to get it out really early, except for the fact that only 4 people read my blog, as well as the fact that I can't write well enough to be in the news.
I mean come on, the only real award I won was the time I took a picture of Derrick jumping from the step, moments before he taught me the meanings of "Co-Cos, Noogies, Indian Burns, Purple Nurples, and the one I named and my personal least favorite, the ice cream sundae banana split (Ice in my little briefs followed by a wedgie). Oh what good times we had as kids.
The fact of the matter is, I deserved every beating I ever got from any of my family members. So I'm going to make it up to you. This week (ending 11:59 Saturday, March 21) any immediate family members may hit me once. This offer is only good for brothers and sisters. No spouses, roommates, Brett Sykes, or nieces/nephews allowed. Please make the beating interesting, because I've run out of good stories and everyone I know is getting bored of me. (You all know you've heard the camera/Derrick story at least 15 times)
Oh, and you should probably do it outside of earshot/running distance of Mom. I may be 19 but I will still play the "Mama's Baby" card.
Also, take a look at the NuSkin website. I have many many credits for free products, but just the right number of sisters to deplete it.

Much Love