I haven't written in a long time, so today i am just going to splurge! Well I took the jeep offroading a couple times since last blog and it kicked hiney! We went all over the mountains and that jeep out there on the curb will take any mountain!
I recently ( like last night) went to the most amazing thing on the planet earth. I went to a muse concert. They were so good at one point i almost started to cry because it was soo good. Anyway, there was this girl who I stood next too who was gorgeous, only she wasn't normal gorgeous I just saw her as gorgeous. I really liked her chin and her eyes, i didn't know why but i did! Last night i realized as i got into bed, the girl at muse had the same chin and eyes as this girl i have liked for the last little while. It was so wierd. I really couldn't explain it but it was wierd, and cool.
So completely different girl now. I liked her for a while, and i am kind of a loser in that i make a song that i hear be kind of like our song, even though the girl doesn't know me. Anyway i was at this place and this girl was there and the song came on the radio and everything was awkward even though no one else knew about the song or anything and i like freaked and i am making a run-on sentence. Anyway yeah crazy! Sorry to who ever reads this i know i am sounding just like daniel but this stuff has been inside me for ever and i need it out. wow that really just barely sounded like daniel. SORRY!
david (not daniel)

well today i am at school typing a blog. i am really tired and everything but i am so excited for after school. Aaron and I found this place up by dry canyon where there is a little hill that is almost impossible for me to get over and it is CRAZY! i am totally getting over it today, but that isn't even the cool part! At the top of this hill there are trails and openings, we get the coolest views of the sunset, probably the sun up and the mount timp! it was soooooo amazing. we named it the dream pole don't ask why because i won't tell you it isn't dirty don't worry, and if you thought it was you are dirty! anyway i am just kinda typing to be typing. The big muse concert is coming up this tuesday and my excitment is about to burst because i can't stop thinking about how totally awsome it will be. i will have to go now but i will keep you updated and stuff...
Wish for the day: i wanna clear the hill!
Funny thing of the day: i just a kid freak out and scream like a little girl, it was awsome! haha cya

David

went to homcoming it was fun, i typed out a much bigger blog but it was all deleted because of our stupid internet. im tired so i will just say that i wish i was offroading and i am not boo hoo i'll get over it bye

Well i really think that i made cyd mad at me yesterday, finally! she claims to never be mad at me but i got her this time. why can't she take a little teasing though? She stole my car, and made me look like an idiot in front of my dad as i tried to figure out what happened. She also calls me fat and mean names, kiddingly of course but still teasing. i took her phone and a picture of her and she got really mad, i wouldn't give them back and she got excessively distraught. HOW DO YOU LIKE IT NOW? the tables have turned little lady and you don't like it do you! i will lead a revolution of oppressed friends to take over and oppress those who oppress them. its depressing how much i use oppress huh! i need a life. well im kinda tired so i will leave you with these pictures of the coolest kids on the planet.



These kids rock, i would put alex on too but he is a different kind of cool, one i don't like to talk about much, or tell anyone about. haha totally kidding.

Wish for the day: i wanna go to the zoo

Funny of the day: What's dangerous, swings from trees and also Jon's worst nightmare?

A monkey with a chainsaw with only one arm!

oh yeah by the way nothing exciting happened today, i just kinda hung out took a nap and am going to take another.

um i just need to write in my blog pretty much and i am really tired so here you go i guess i will send you a funny picture here you go!

Today has really sucked. The whole morning went alright and I had a yummy steak and egg burrito at betos. However when I got to geology cc and cyd stole my keys, and took my car, came back and moved it to the other end of the parking lot. I knew they took it but they wouldn't budge that they didn't have the keys. Me being the most trustful (well more gullible than trustful) believed them. As i walked the parking lot trying to find my car, Dad pulled up in the van, THE WORST TIME EVER. then for the strangest and randomest reason he asked where my car was. I told him the truth and he said to call the cops. I thought that maybe aaron took it so i waited a while before i would call them. i was about 30 seconds from calling 911 when i saw it. So i got in it and i couldn't find the keys. the girls hid them as they jumped in the car luckily daniel gave it away where they were(daniel you are so secretive). So i drove people home and then people wanted to go get a slurpee and i had to get gas. so as i went to sinclair my dad was there too. he wondered why i was out of gas so soon and got "dis-contented", so me driving my friends around a ton is pissing him off. then i had to drive cyd to work and she and cc went crazy and knocked the shifter stick into reverse as i was going 35. CRAZY! that will throw out the transmission. then we took her to her work. and cc was like stoic the whole rest of the time. so i went home and took a nap. i woke up went to karate. at karate i found out that my sensei lost his licence to be a sensei or what ever so i can't test people for their black belts because he screwed up. I AM SOOOO PISSED ABOUT IT ALL. he has lied to me so many times. i hate it when people lie to me it is my biggest pet peeve!SCREW THE WORLD.
on a good note i taught paymon how to drive stick and it was funny. he is way bad but so was i when i first did it. it was crazy. and sooooooo funny. other than that though my day stunk. any way i am tired i didn't get a long enough nap so goodnight.
david

Forgive me sister for it has been almost a week since my last blog.
pretty much this week has been crazy. people at karate are freaking out, people at school are always wierd, i haven't really hung out with stef or nate in a while so i am pretty much going out of my mind. i am soo tired because i stayed up into the late hours studying for a test that ended up taking me about 8 minutes. it took me longer to get the test from the test giver than it did to take the test. pretty much week has been good, but im tired im going to get a nap and work on my grammer cause none of that last sentence really worked.

David

well last night i went to brooks's...s... party. it was way fun. he gets two thumbs up. the party began with food and light converstation betwixt the partiers. then we lit a couple fireworks and kept talking. Nate Farnsworth then climbed a tree and controled the pinata as little kids hit it. no one could get any candy out until his stephanie (his wife) came up. she knocked the whole thing apart! i am further investigating the favouritism of nate for his wife and the possibility of steriods use of stephanie, these finding will later be revealed. after that we kept eating and talking. then we got out the karaoke xbox and the party began. people who had been completely crazy the whole party let them selves shine through as they went wacko to songs such as, "don't know why i didn't come" and "complicated." The Platinum record winner of the night however was brooks. He took anysong challenged to him and sung it with zeal! after that we went into his childhood room and let me tell you he had a very...colorful picture of shakira in his room. after that we played with fireworks, burned my arm, and ended the party with some smooth karaoke. that is it was smooth after someone kicked those little girls off it!
After i returned from the party my "soon to be date for homecoming" answered by trashing my room with confetti and ribbons. i took that as a yes. she told me she would got out with me when pigs fly. she then put flying pigs in my room, one that sings christmas carols too, she must really want to go out with me! a flying carol singing pig! whats next, jon raynes with the guts to really hit his brother!?

Funny Thing of the Day: i don't really know why but today i was wondering. if shaqiulle o'neal(by the way is that last name irish?) had a son that came out a midget, oh sorry, hieght defficient person, what would shaq do? Comment on that and i won't post them but i will laugh alot! i promise!

Well last night I saw Jurrasic Park, i had to see it for a class. I have seen it like 3 times before, but it really scared me this time. WHAT IS UP WITH THOSE RAPTORS. I knew pretty much everything that was going to happen but still I was close to freaking out if i saw a raptor. T-Rex kinda scary, that fan necked thing just creepy, but those raptors are the things that made you cry yourself to sleep, and wake up after a raptor just ate you and you think you are covered in warm fresh blood but you aren't, it is your own urine.

Actally i have had a very funny dream about urine. I woke up (in the dream) and went into the bathroom, pulled down the old tight jazz PJs and had a nice target practice, only i woke up seconds later(this time i really woke up) to the warm sensation on my legs. I had been peeing into the air as i layed in bed. Remember i was 10 years old and i can't stop going once i got going(is it even physically possible? that question has been brought up in the classic dumb and dumber. I will have to ask my health science teacher) so i just kinda sat there trying to understand what happened. thats about all i remember, although i probably blamed it on derrick becuase he always wet the bed. sorry derrick the truth hurts. actually i used to be scared of his pants! i would get them in handme downs and they were all faded. i went through about 10 years of my life believing that faded pants only happended if you peed on them. I looked at some of my friends really wierd. sorry again derrick.

So I guess that should be about it for today. Um oh yeah i took the falcon today and i picked up a bunch of sophmores. Great even more sophomores who want me.

david

PS stephanie here is the picture you wanted!

So today is my birthday. i am 17. i can watch rated r movies. (not that i will) i cannot get punched just for saying something and i will not be tricked into standing on my head to stop my constant heart attacks.(thanks stef) and let me tell you i feel nothing! 17 woopee! sure i can do more stuff and i have more rights than anyone younger than me but still, i dont' feel anydifferent. this day has been pretty ordinary aside from being kidnapped(or nearly kidnapped) and people saying happy birthday, so it has been a good day i am not complaining, just not feelin 17 must be the hormones talkin (Damn hormones, first making me look at girls differently and having wierd dreams, and hair growing, i feel like the freakin teen wolf!)

so my friends tried to kidnap me today but i woke up before they could do anything and i scared them away. then when they came back to get me i threatened to kill me and then the battle insued(i like that word...insued) they finally gave up and i sat in the front seat as we went to ihop and i had alot of food. then i hung out at school and came back did karate and am here now! thats the day been fun.

so my schedule is totally crazy i am taking like 3 uvsc classes which i am kinda behind in and i have a ton of other hard classes CRAP!

so this creepy kid from across the street is hanging out with shelly and it was cool until he started to ask me if shelly was hot. what do i say to that. i am about to smack him. i am not 18 yet so i can still hit a minor and i just might do that!

david

not much happened today, i went to school, i had lunch(actually i found a chicken bone in my orange chicken and almost vomited! sick) i went back to school(then dad came and we talked to the teachers for like an hour SO BORING!) got home and had some toast(mmm...strawberry) im kinda layed back right now so i can't really write alot, i might just take a nap, here is a cool picture i hope you like it, i really do.

dave (by the way that is my crazy nephew josh, nicknamed damion after this picture)

GOSH DANG IT! girls ruin everything. ok no they don't! but Cyd, aarons girlfriend kinda has aaron in a trance he doesn't want to do anything with me, cyd is pretty cool though and they are good together so i am not going to get mad about it anymore

so today was my second first day of school and i have the funniest classes. first i have gov and cit with a funny baseball coach, hes pretty funny, but he picks on me alot becuase i am a raynes, but what is new!? then i have the funniest proffesor. he teaches over the television. he teaches health science 3 or something he just rambles on about the most boring things but the whole time he makes the funniest jokes. like he told us about a lady who tried to get pregnant with fertility helpers and as he put it "she had 8 babies in the old cave" keep in mind that this guy is talking to his class and is broadcast to many other classes across the valley. we also talked about the history of medicine and to give us a good representation of what it really was like we watched clips of saturday night live and monty python the holy grail haha how awsome is that. after that we had seminary and a funny asian seminary teacher tried to get everyones attention with a harmonica by blowing one note really loud it was funny. after that i went to another uvsc class over tv only this class had cyd in it and we had a blast hanging out and yeah. there were like 3 people there and so we kinda hung out and didn't get much out of the class.


now i want you all to know that i love Cyd and Aaron and i love them together, i just had to vent about that little speck ok! FINE!

david

So today I started my Junior year of high school. It was fun, first I have TV/Video Journalism, it seems fun enough, probably going to be a fun class this year. After that I have PE Activities, i have no friends in that class and most of the people in there are kinda wierd. Then I have Woodworking THAT IS A FUN CLASS! NOTHING BEATS WOODWORKING. I don't know that i will do so well in it this year there is a ton more to do this year! After that i had TV/Video Productions. why did i take two tv classes this year!? oh yeah i can sleep eat and do about anything i want in that class.

So this year they changed the attendance program if you sluff once, you have to make up the class at 600 in the morning, if you get 3 yeah i said 3 tardies you have to take the class in the morning, if you don't take the class you fail the class you sluffed, if you don't have a note for an absence within 5 days you have to take the class. HOW STUPIDIDY DUPIDY STUPID IS THAT!?

I kinda got an interview with a dance school to run a karate program with them and i don't know how well it went, i may get another call but i may not so i am kinda freaked right now. ANYWAY nothing happened that funny today maybe tommorow something will happen, so yeah cya later

This is the beginning of a new life for me. Ever since my sister has inspired me to start blogging i have started blogging. My name is David Raynes, and i enjoy pee wees playhouse with the rest of my family. When i found out they are making a third movie i about peed my pants, half because of a new movie, the other half i didn't know there was a second movie. One of these days i will have to check it out. Anyway Stephanie is my inspiration in about most of my life, like my english major, she inspires me to hold it in (YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!) and inspires me to kick @$$! yes stephanie rocks.


So I recently discovered the band XTC. They rock me long time! They are only comparable to Muse and U2 (the rock gods of the earth). By the way MUSE IS COMING TO UTAH! Finally this hick state can see some real music haha.

so currently i am a blackbelt, i work at clear creek, i am single (not by my own choice but still what can i do) any way i don't know what else to write so i guess this is good bye, see you in another blog.