Friday, September 01, 2006


Well last night I saw Jurrasic Park, i had to see it for a class. I have seen it like 3 times before, but it really scared me this time. WHAT IS UP WITH THOSE RAPTORS. I knew pretty much everything that was going to happen but still I was close to freaking out if i saw a raptor. T-Rex kinda scary, that fan necked thing just creepy, but those raptors are the things that made you cry yourself to sleep, and wake up after a raptor just ate you and you think you are covered in warm fresh blood but you aren't, it is your own urine.

Actally i have had a very funny dream about urine. I woke up (in the dream) and went into the bathroom, pulled down the old tight jazz PJs and had a nice target practice, only i woke up seconds later(this time i really woke up) to the warm sensation on my legs. I had been peeing into the air as i layed in bed. Remember i was 10 years old and i can't stop going once i got going(is it even physically possible? that question has been brought up in the classic dumb and dumber. I will have to ask my health science teacher) so i just kinda sat there trying to understand what happened. thats about all i remember, although i probably blamed it on derrick becuase he always wet the bed. sorry derrick the truth hurts. actually i used to be scared of his pants! i would get them in handme downs and they were all faded. i went through about 10 years of my life believing that faded pants only happended if you peed on them. I looked at some of my friends really wierd. sorry again derrick.

So I guess that should be about it for today. Um oh yeah i took the falcon today and i picked up a bunch of sophmores. Great even more sophomores who want me.

david

PS stephanie here is the picture you wanted!

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