well last night i went to brooks's...s... party. it was way fun. he gets two thumbs up. the party began with food and light converstation betwixt the partiers. then we lit a couple fireworks and kept talking. Nate Farnsworth then climbed a tree and controled the pinata as little kids hit it. no one could get any candy out until his stephanie (his wife) came up. she knocked the whole thing apart! i am further investigating the favouritism of nate for his wife and the possibility of steriods use of stephanie, these finding will later be revealed. after that we kept eating and talking. then we got out the karaoke xbox and the party began. people who had been completely crazy the whole party let them selves shine through as they went wacko to songs such as, "don't know why i didn't come" and "complicated." The Platinum record winner of the night however was brooks. He took anysong challenged to him and sung it with zeal! after that we went into his childhood room and let me tell you he had a very...colorful picture of shakira in his room. after that we played with fireworks, burned my arm, and ended the party with some smooth karaoke. that is it was smooth after someone kicked those little girls off it!
After i returned from the party my "soon to be date for homecoming" answered by trashing my room with confetti and ribbons. i took that as a yes. she told me she would got out with me when pigs fly. she then put flying pigs in my room, one that sings christmas carols too, she must really want to go out with me! a flying carol singing pig! whats next, jon raynes with the guts to really hit his brother!?

Funny Thing of the Day: i don't really know why but today i was wondering. if shaqiulle o'neal(by the way is that last name irish?) had a son that came out a midget, oh sorry, hieght defficient person, what would shaq do? Comment on that and i won't post them but i will laugh alot! i promise!