I'm sad to say this is the last post on this blog. I've moved on to a bigger, better, and after Syd gets control of the layout, prettier blog. This blog has been good to me. It listened to what I had to say without ridicule. So I say, adieu.
One last video, for old times sake.
Wednesday, July 15, 2009
Monday, July 13, 2009
Our first act as fiance and fiance will be to start our own blog. The title is forthcoming, as is the address where you can find it. Basically, Syd's a little bit behind on telling everyone the news. Once that gets sorted out, we'll get going on that blog. We'll keep you posted.
Also, I will stop blogging on this blog. It's such a bachelor blog, and I'm no bachelor.
Forthcoming: New Blog Address, Pictures of Syd, Final Blog Post
(I don't care if it seems I'm trying to grab attention, I'm getting married and I want all of the focus)
Love
Also, I will stop blogging on this blog. It's such a bachelor blog, and I'm no bachelor.
Forthcoming: New Blog Address, Pictures of Syd, Final Blog Post
(I don't care if it seems I'm trying to grab attention, I'm getting married and I want all of the focus)
Love
Saturday, July 11, 2009
Tuesday, June 16, 2009
Wednesday, May 13, 2009
I'm getting married. Here.
http://www.achristmasstoryhouse.com/
Yes they hold weddings. No, I haven't asked anyone to marry me yet. Some recommendations would be appreciated.
By the way, I will be registered at anywhere Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifles or Sexy-Leg Lamps are sold.
By the way, by the way, all of my groomsmen are getting those pink bunny pajamas, but I'll be wearing this:
http://www.achristmasstoryhouse.com/
Yes they hold weddings. No, I haven't asked anyone to marry me yet. Some recommendations would be appreciated.
By the way, I will be registered at anywhere Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifles or Sexy-Leg Lamps are sold.
By the way, by the way, all of my groomsmen are getting those pink bunny pajamas, but I'll be wearing this:
Thursday, May 07, 2009
Check this out
http://www.uvu.edu/csse/events/informationsessions.html
This is Brett Sykes. Top left of the picture. He's hanging with the popular kids. They do that everyday out under the willow tree, making fun of the uncool kids and talking about their favorite make-out spots. He's a regular star here at UVU.
Congrats Brett.
http://www.uvu.edu/csse/events/informationsessions.html
This is Brett Sykes. Top left of the picture. He's hanging with the popular kids. They do that everyday out under the willow tree, making fun of the uncool kids and talking about their favorite make-out spots. He's a regular star here at UVU.
Congrats Brett.
Monday, May 04, 2009
These are the things I think of as I sit in the break room at 4 in the morning...
Seven has got to be the worst number, socially.
I only have one good reason, but that's enough to set me off. Seven is the only single digit that takes two syllables, except zero, but zero doesn't count for anything so forget about him.
Think about it. One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Sev-En... it doesn't work. The rhythm is lost, the balance upheaved.
Anyways, this is what my mind processes this early in the morning.
Thursday, April 23, 2009
Sunday, March 29, 2009
Saturday, March 28, 2009
Tuesday, March 17, 2009
I thought I should at least post once in the month of March.
I got a job at NuSkin. I decided that Australian accents are hilarious, but even more hilarious when they intermittently change into a Korean accent. Oh what a world we live in.
Oh yeah, I work a graveyard shift too, so this is my post at four in the morning and it's likely that many will follow at such outrageous times. It's like I'm writing a newspaper and I have to get it out really early, except for the fact that only 4 people read my blog, as well as the fact that I can't write well enough to be in the news.
I mean come on, the only real award I won was the time I took a picture of Derrick jumping from the step, moments before he taught me the meanings of "Co-Cos, Noogies, Indian Burns, Purple Nurples, and the one I named and my personal least favorite, the ice cream sundae banana split (Ice in my little briefs followed by a wedgie). Oh what good times we had as kids.
The fact of the matter is, I deserved every beating I ever got from any of my family members. So I'm going to make it up to you. This week (ending 11:59 Saturday, March 21) any immediate family members may hit me once. This offer is only good for brothers and sisters. No spouses, roommates, Brett Sykes, or nieces/nephews allowed. Please make the beating interesting, because I've run out of good stories and everyone I know is getting bored of me. (You all know you've heard the camera/Derrick story at least 15 times)
Oh, and you should probably do it outside of earshot/running distance of Mom. I may be 19 but I will still play the "Mama's Baby" card.
Also, take a look at the NuSkin website. I have many many credits for free products, but just the right number of sisters to deplete it.
Much Love
I got a job at NuSkin. I decided that Australian accents are hilarious, but even more hilarious when they intermittently change into a Korean accent. Oh what a world we live in.
Oh yeah, I work a graveyard shift too, so this is my post at four in the morning and it's likely that many will follow at such outrageous times. It's like I'm writing a newspaper and I have to get it out really early, except for the fact that only 4 people read my blog, as well as the fact that I can't write well enough to be in the news.
I mean come on, the only real award I won was the time I took a picture of Derrick jumping from the step, moments before he taught me the meanings of "Co-Cos, Noogies, Indian Burns, Purple Nurples, and the one I named and my personal least favorite, the ice cream sundae banana split (Ice in my little briefs followed by a wedgie). Oh what good times we had as kids.
The fact of the matter is, I deserved every beating I ever got from any of my family members. So I'm going to make it up to you. This week (ending 11:59 Saturday, March 21) any immediate family members may hit me once. This offer is only good for brothers and sisters. No spouses, roommates, Brett Sykes, or nieces/nephews allowed. Please make the beating interesting, because I've run out of good stories and everyone I know is getting bored of me. (You all know you've heard the camera/Derrick story at least 15 times)
Oh, and you should probably do it outside of earshot/running distance of Mom. I may be 19 but I will still play the "Mama's Baby" card.
Also, take a look at the NuSkin website. I have many many credits for free products, but just the right number of sisters to deplete it.
Much Love
Saturday, February 14, 2009
Sunday, February 01, 2009
It's February and I still haven't made any new year resolutions. So, here it goes.
1. At least twice a week spend some time at the parent's house.
2. Go on a date at least twice a month.
3. Drop a few. ;)
4. Make sure Danielle doesn't get the name "Lorelie" or Stefanie get the name "Elise McKenna" (Don't worry. No kids for me for a while)
5. Wrap up school by Spring 2010.
6. Get a job.
(All of these listed consecutively makes me sound like a loser)
7. Stop being a loser.
8. Read 15 books. But still not be a loser.
9. Not sleep through church (Oops, starting next week)
10. Articulate my words
There it is. Any assistance would be much obliged.
1. At least twice a week spend some time at the parent's house.
2. Go on a date at least twice a month.
3. Drop a few. ;)
4. Make sure Danielle doesn't get the name "Lorelie" or Stefanie get the name "Elise McKenna" (Don't worry. No kids for me for a while)
5. Wrap up school by Spring 2010.
6. Get a job.
(All of these listed consecutively makes me sound like a loser)
7. Stop being a loser.
8. Read 15 books. But still not be a loser.
9. Not sleep through church (Oops, starting next week)
10. Articulate my words
There it is. Any assistance would be much obliged.
Saturday, January 31, 2009
Tuesday, January 20, 2009
Sunday, January 18, 2009
I've been gone for too long. And the australia thing was a little strange, I know. But I stand by it. Utah kicks Australia's Aborigini Ass.
Well, update on me. My hair is now about four inches and about 3 1/2 inches too long for my mom. I'm going through NFL playoff-itis and am pretty sure that this years superbowl will be watched for more than just it's commercials. (Hint Hint Stef)
I moved into an apartment across the street from UVU which smells like five bachelor pads put into one, which it is. My roommates are great. Nick 1 is from california and doesn't understand us utahns. Nick 2 is from Canada and just got back from a mission in Greece. Mike is quiet. Shane is fun but likes off-brand doritos. Gross.
School's fantastic this semester. I'm loving all of my classes. Every single one of them is harder than diamond in an ice storm but they're also interesting and a few are pretty fun.
Now something for everyone to enjoy:
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