I'm getting married. Here.

http://www.achristmasstoryhouse.com/

Yes they hold weddings. No, I haven't asked anyone to marry me yet. Some recommendations would be appreciated.
By the way, I will be registered at anywhere Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifles or Sexy-Leg Lamps are sold.
By the way, by the way, all of my groomsmen are getting those pink bunny pajamas, but I'll be wearing this: